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  • yodelmachine:

    My laundry basket is self-loading.

    (via trust)

    • 7 years ago
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  • SYNONYMS FOR WORDS COMMONLY USED IN STUDENTS’ WRITINGS

    writeworld:

    by larae.net

    • Amazing- incredible, unbelievable, improbable, fabulous, wonderful, fantastic, astonishing, astounding, extraordinary
    • Anger- enrage, infuriate, arouse, nettle, exasperate, inflame, madden
    • Angry- mad, furious, enraged, excited, wrathful, indignant, exasperated, aroused, inflamed
    • Answer- reply, respond, retort, acknowledge
    • Ask- question, inquire of, seek information from, put a question to, demand, request, expect, inquire, query, interrogate, examine, quiz
    • Awful- dreadful, terrible, abominable, bad, poor, unpleasant
    • Bad- evil, immoral, wicked, corrupt, sinful, depraved, rotten, contaminated, spoiled, tainted, harmful, injurious, unfavorable, defective, inferior, imperfect, substandard, faulty, improper, inappropriate, unsuitable, disagreeable, unpleasant, cross, nasty, unfriendly, irascible, horrible, atrocious, outrageous, scandalous, infamous, wrong, noxious, sinister, putrid, snide, deplorable, dismal, gross, heinous, nefarious, base, obnoxious, detestable, despicable, contemptible, foul, rank, ghastly, execrable
    • Beautiful - pretty, lovely, handsome, attractive, gorgeous, dazzling, splendid, magnificent, comely, fair, ravishing, graceful, elegant, fine, exquisite, aesthetic, pleasing, shapely, delicate, stunning, glorious, heavenly, resplendent, radiant, glowing, blooming, sparkling
    • Begin - start, open, launch, initiate, commence, inaugurate, originate
    • Big - enormous, huge, immense, gigantic, vast, colossal, gargantuan, large, sizable, grand, great, tall, substantial, mammoth, astronomical, ample, broad, expansive, spacious, stout, tremendous, titanic, mountainous
    • Brave - courageous, fearless, dauntless, intrepid, plucky, daring, heroic, valorous, audacious, bold, gallant, valiant, doughty, mettlesome
    • Break - fracture, rupture, shatter, smash, wreck, crash, demolish, atomize
    • Bright - shining, shiny, gleaming, brilliant, sparkling, shimmering, radiant, vivid, colorful, lustrous, luminous, incandescent, intelligent, knowing, quick-witted, smart, intellectual
    • Calm - quiet, peaceful, still, tranquil, mild, serene, smooth, composed, collected, unruffled, level-headed, unexcited, detached, aloof
    • Come - approach, advance, near, arrive, reach
    • Cool - chilly, cold, frosty, wintry, icy, frigid
    • Crooked - bent, twisted, curved, hooked, zigzag
    • Cry - shout, yell, yowl, scream, roar, bellow, weep, wail, sob, bawl
    • Cut - gash, slash, prick, nick, sever, slice, carve, cleave, slit, chop, crop, lop, reduce
    • Dangerous - perilous, hazardous, risky, uncertain, unsafe
    • Dark - shadowy, unlit, murky, gloomy, dim, dusky, shaded, sunless, black, dismal, sad
    • Decide - determine, settle, choose, resolve
    • Definite - certain, sure, positive, determined, clear, distinct, obvious
    • Delicious - savory, delectable, appetizing, luscious, scrumptious, palatable, delightful, enjoyable, toothsome, exquisite
    • Describe - portray, characterize, picture, narrate, relate, recount, represent, report, record
    • Destroy - ruin, demolish, raze, waste, kill, slay, end, extinguish
    • Difference - disagreement, inequity, contrast, dissimilarity, incompatibility
    • Do - execute, enact, carry out, finish, conclude, effect, accomplish, achieve, attain
    • Dull - boring, tiring„ tiresome, uninteresting, slow, dumb, stupid, unimaginative, lifeless, dead, insensible, tedious, wearisome, listless, expressionless, plain, monotonous, humdrum, dreary
    • Eager - keen, fervent, enthusiastic, involved, interested, alive to
    • End - stop, finish, terminate, conclude, close, halt, cessation, discontinuance
    • Enjoy - appreciate, delight in, be pleased, indulge in, luxuriate in, bask in, relish, devour, savor, like
    • Explain - elaborate, clarify, define, interpret, justify, account for
    • Fair - just, impartial, unbiased, objective, unprejudiced, honest
    • Fall - drop, descend, plunge, topple, tumble
    • False - fake, fraudulent, counterfeit, spurious, untrue, unfounded, erroneous, deceptive, groundless, fallacious
    • Famous - well-known, renowned, celebrated, famed, eminent, illustrious, distinguished, noted, notorious
    • Fast - quick, rapid, speedy, fleet, hasty, snappy, mercurial, swiftly, rapidly, quickly, snappily, speedily, lickety-split, posthaste, hastily, expeditiously, like a flash
    • Fat - stout, corpulent, fleshy, beefy, paunchy, plump, full, rotund, tubby, pudgy, chubby, chunky, burly, bulky, elephantine
    • Fear - fright, dread, terror, alarm, dismay, anxiety, scare, awe, horror, panic, apprehension
    • Fly - soar, hover, flit, wing, flee, waft, glide, coast, skim, sail, cruise
    • Funny - humorous, amusing, droll, comic, comical, laughable, silly
    • Get - acquire, obtain, secure, procure, gain, fetch, find, score, accumulate, win, earn, rep, catch, net, bag, derive, collect, gather, glean, pick up, accept, come by, regain, salvage
    • Go - recede, depart, fade, disappear, move, travel, proceed
    • Good - excellent, fine, superior, wonderful, marvelous, qualified, suited, suitable, apt, proper, capable, generous, kindly, friendly, gracious, obliging, pleasant, agreeable, pleasurable, satisfactory, well-behaved, obedient, honorable, reliable, trustworthy, safe, favorable, profitable, advantageous, righteous, expedient, helpful, valid, genuine, ample, salubrious, estimable, beneficial, splendid, great, noble, worthy, first-rate, top-notch, grand, sterling, superb, respectable, edifying
    • Great - noteworthy, worthy, distinguished, remarkable, grand, considerable, powerful, much, mighty
    • Gross - improper, rude, coarse, indecent, crude, vulgar, outrageous, extreme, grievous, shameful, uncouth, obscene, low
    • Happy - pleased, contented, satisfied, delighted, elated, joyful, cheerful, ecstatic, jubilant, gay, tickled, gratified, glad, blissful, overjoyed
    • Hate - despise, loathe, detest, abhor, disfavor, dislike, disapprove, abominate
    • Have - hold, possess, own, contain, acquire, gain, maintain, believe, bear, beget, occupy, absorb, fill, enjoy
    • Help - aid, assist, support, encourage, back, wait on, attend, serve, relieve, succor, benefit, befriend, abet
    • Hide - conceal, cover, mask, cloak, camouflage, screen, shroud, veil
    • Hurry - rush, run, speed, race, hasten, urge, accelerate, bustle
    • Hurt - damage, harm, injure, wound, distress, afflict, pain
    • Idea - thought, concept, conception, notion, understanding, opinion, plan, view, belief
    • Important - necessary, vital, critical, indispensable, valuable, essential, significant, primary, principal, considerable, famous, distinguished, notable, well-known
    • Interesting - fascinating, engaging, sharp, keen, bright, intelligent, animated, spirited, attractive, inviting, intriguing, provocative, though-provoking, challenging, inspiring, involving, moving, titillating, tantalizing, exciting, entertaining, piquant, lively, racy, spicy, engrossing, absorbing, consuming, gripping, arresting, enthralling, spellbinding, curious, captivating, enchanting, bewitching, appealing
    • Keep - hold, retain, withhold, preserve, maintain, sustain, support
    • Kill - slay, execute, assassinate, murder, destroy, cancel, abolish
    • Lazy - indolent, slothful, idle, inactive, sluggish
    • Little - tiny, small, diminutive, shrimp, runt, miniature, puny, exiguous, dinky, cramped, limited, itsy-bitsy, microscopic, slight, petite, minute
    • Look - gaze, see, glance, watch, survey, study, seek, search for, peek, peep, glimpse, stare, contemplate, examine, gape, ogle, scrutinize, inspect, leer, behold, observe, view, witness, perceive, spy, sight, discover, notice, recognize, peer, eye, gawk, peruse, explore
    • Love - like, admire, esteem, fancy, care for, cherish, adore, treasure, worship, appreciate, savor
    • Make - create, originate, invent, beget, form, construct, design, fabricate, manufacture, produce, build, develop, do, effect, execute, compose, perform, accomplish, earn, gain, obtain, acquire, get
    • Mark - label, tag, price, ticket, impress, effect, trace, imprint, stamp, brand, sign, note, heed, notice, designate
    • Mischievous - prankish, playful, naughty, roguish, waggish, impish, sportive
    • Move - plod, go, creep, crawl, inch, poke, drag, toddle, shuffle, trot, dawdle, walk, traipse, mosey, jog, plug, trudge, slump, lumber, trail, lag, run, sprint, trip, bound, hotfoot, high-tail, streak, stride, tear, breeze, whisk, rush, dash, dart, bolt, fling, scamper, scurry, skedaddle, scoot, scuttle, scramble, race, chase, hasten, hurry, hump, gallop, lope, accelerate, stir, budge, travel, wander, roam, journey, trek, ride, spin, slip, glide, slide, slither, coast, flow, sail, saunter, hobble, amble, stagger, paddle, slouch, prance, straggle, meander, perambulate, waddle, wobble, pace, swagger, promenade, lunge
    • Moody - temperamental, changeable, short-tempered, glum, morose, sullen, mopish, irritable, testy, peevish, fretful, spiteful, sulky, touchy
    • Neat - clean, orderly, tidy, trim, dapper, natty, smart, elegant, well-organized, super, desirable, spruce, shipshape, well-kept, shapely
    • New - fresh, unique, original, unusual, novel, modern, current, recent
    • Old - feeble, frail, ancient, weak, aged, used, worn, dilapidated, ragged, faded, broken-down, former, old-fashioned, outmoded, passe, veteran, mature, venerable, primitive, traditional, archaic, conventional, customary, stale, musty, obsolete, extinct
    • Part - portion, share, piece, allotment, section, fraction, fragment
    • Place - space, area, spot, plot, region, location, situation, position, residence, dwelling, set, site, station, status, state
    • Plan - plot, scheme, design, draw, map, diagram, procedure, arrangement, intention, device, contrivance, method, way, blueprint
    • Popular - well-liked, approved, accepted, favorite, celebrated, common, current
    • Predicament - quandary, dilemma, pickle, problem, plight, spot, scrape, jam
    • Put - place, set, attach, establish, assign, keep, save, set aside, effect, achieve, do, build
    • Quiet - silent, still, soundless, mute, tranquil, peaceful, calm, restful
    • Right - correct, accurate, factual, true, good, just, honest, upright, lawful, moral, proper, suitable, apt, legal, fair
    • Run - race, speed, hurry, hasten, sprint, dash, rush, escape, elope, flee
    • Say/Tell - inform, notify, advise, relate, recount, narrate, explain, reveal, disclose, divulge, declare, command, order, bid, enlighten, instruct, insist, teach, train, direct, issue, remark, converse, speak, affirm, suppose, utter, negate, express, verbalize, voice, articulate, pronounce, deliver, convey, impart, assert, state, allege, mutter, mumble, whisper, sigh, exclaim, yell, sing, yelp, snarl, hiss, grunt, snort, roar, bellow, thunder, boom, scream, shriek, screech, squawk, whine, philosophize, stammer, stutter, lisp, drawl, jabber, protest, announce, swear, vow, content, assure, deny, dispute
    • Scared - afraid, frightened, alarmed, terrified, panicked, fearful, unnerved, insecure, timid, shy, skittish, jumpy, disquieted, worried, vexed, troubled, disturbed, horrified, terrorized, shocked, petrified, haunted, timorous, shrinking, tremulous, stupefied, paralyzed, stunned, apprehensive
    • Show - display, exhibit, present, note, point to, indicate, explain, reveal, prove, demonstrate, expose
    • Slow - unhurried, gradual, leisurely, late, behind, tedious, slack
    • Stop - cease, halt, stay, pause, discontinue, conclude, end, finish, quit
    • Story - tale, myth, legend, fable, yarn, account, narrative, chronicle, epic, sage, anecdote, record, memoir
    • Strange - odd, peculiar, unusual, unfamiliar, uncommon, queer, weird, outlandish, curious, unique, exclusive, irregular
    • Take - hold, catch, seize, grasp, win, capture, acquire, pick, choose, select, prefer, remove, steal, lift, rob, engage, bewitch, purchase, buy, retract, recall, assume, occupy, consume
    • Tell - disclose, reveal, show, expose, uncover, relate, narrate, inform, advise, explain, divulge, declare, command, order, bid, recount, repeat
    • Think - judge, deem, assume, believe, consider, contemplate, reflect, mediate
    • Trouble - distress, anguish, anxiety, worry, wretchedness, pain, danger, peril, disaster, grief, misfortune, difficulty, concern, pains, inconvenience, exertion, effort
    • True - accurate, right, proper, precise, exact, valid, genuine, real, actual, trusty, steady, loyal, dependable, sincere, staunch
    • Ugly - hideous, frightful, frightening, shocking, horrible, unpleasant, monstrous, terrifying, gross, grisly, ghastly, horrid, unsightly, plain, homely, evil, repulsive, repugnant, gruesome
    • Unhappy - miserable, uncomfortable, wretched, heart-broken, unfortunate, poor, downhearted, sorrowful, depressed, dejected, melancholy, glum, gloomy, dismal, discouraged, sad
    • Use - employ, utilize, exhaust, spend, expend, consume, exercise
    • Wrong - incorrect, inaccurate, mistaken, erroneous, improper, unsuitable

    (via jigglypuffsvevo)

    Source: larae.net
    • 7 years ago
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  • witwitch:

    temenggong-binturong:

    Reblog the double banana for double luck.

    I want double luck

    (via heart)

    • 7 years ago
    • 1097871 notes
  • paradiiiso:

    Fixed it

    (via giggle)

    • 7 years ago
    • 72305 notes
  • flacarica:

    antiandrogen:

    tahreza:

    sge was readyvghjk

    this was me working at lush

    LMAOOOSIISK

    (via jigglypuffsvevo)

    • 7 years ago
    • 411999 notes
  • simple-khajiit-skoomahead:

    the-foxiest-box:

    I have watched 2:40 hours of pingu so far.

    I am creating a compilation of every NOOT NOOT in the entire series.

    I am destroying myself.

    This is it so far.

    @heracrocs

    (via giggle)

    • 7 years ago
    • 368271 notes
  • cheesekneesandbees:

    captioned-vines:

    1: “Hey, what’s your favorite color?”

    2: “Black.”

    I swear to god this is the purest thing

    (via brekkveld-deactivated20180413)

    • 7 years ago
    • 986585 notes
  • jaxblade:

    jester-nene:

    godzillaftw:

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    If vader got to raise Luke and Leia. Priceless

    This was an adventure from beginning to end

    (via squidyword)

    • 8 years ago
    • 625602 notes
  • jaileyrhode:

    raychjackson:

    legendaryboobs:

    relax-ya-nuts:

    So 10 year olds readin now

    Savage!!! Yaaaaaas

    yo

    SAVAGE!

    (via pinch)

    • 8 years ago
    • 179875 notes
  • scoreadirecthit:
“ tatianatouch:
“ ijustwanttohugtomhiddleston:
“ intriguesme:
“ xdirkcalloway:
“ ijustwanttohugtomhiddleston:
“ ijustwanttohugtomhiddleston:
“ ijustwanttohugtomhiddleston:
“ so this just happened at my local university today. I...

    scoreadirecthit:

    tatianatouch:

    ijustwanttohugtomhiddleston:

    intriguesme:

    xdirkcalloway:

    ijustwanttohugtomhiddleston:

    ijustwanttohugtomhiddleston:

    ijustwanttohugtomhiddleston:

    so this just happened at my local university today. I bought the second bag to try to knock down the first…and they’re just both kinda…there…

    I REALLY WANTED THOSE SUNCHIPS OK DONT LOOK AT ME

    UPDATE: OH MY GOD THIS GROUP OF GUYS WALKED OUT OF CLASS AND STARTED FREAKING OUT OVER THE FACT THAT THERE WERE CHIPS THERE…SO ONE OF THEM STARTED HITTING THE MACHINE TO GET THEM AND THE SECRETARY WHO TRIED TO HELP ME GET MY CHIPS WALKED OVER AND THE GUY ASKED HER WHO BOUGHT THEM AND SHE SAID ‘THAT GIRL’. so he looked over, pointed at me, and yelled, across the whole lobby (which is huge btw) “I GOTCHYU GURL”

    UPDATE: ALL HIS FRIENDS WENT OUT TO THE CAR AND HAVE COME BACK IN MULTIPLE TIMES TELLING HIM OT HURRY UP AND HE’S ALL LIKE ‘GUYS DON’T WORRY I ALMOST GOT IT’ AND FIVE MINUTES LATER GUESS WHO HAS A BAG OF SUNCHIPS

    HE WALKED OUT AND YELLED TO HIS FRIENDS “I DID ITTTTT”

    marry him

    Definitely marry him guryl he gotchu

    I SHOULD OH GOD

    you have to marry him this is more romantic than the notebook omfg

    Nicholas Sparks next book called “I gotchu Gurl”

    (via squidyword)

    • 8 years ago
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